by
Judith Lachance-Whitcomb
Have you seen my muse?
“What,” you may be wondering, “prompts such a question at the beginning
of a blog?” Well, I guess I’m going
through a phase of writer's block. I’m
just not writing. I’ve made up my mind
that I am going to start writing again.
I’ve always been rather bull-headed, and when I make up my mind to do
something, I usually get it done.
Thinking back to all those things I’ve heard writers do to
overcome their blocks, I begin my action plan. Even though a fair amount of the
advice often seems to conflict, I will pull out those ideas that work with what I
know about myself. The first things are to write every day, have a designated
place to write, have my writing tools ready, and be comfortable.
Monday: Go to my office and close the door so my dogs
won’t disrupt the flow. Computer ready –
check; notepad and pen for jotting thoughts while writing – check; cup of
coffee within reach – check. Now,
write! An hour later my screen remains
blank, my note pad is virgin, and I’m playing with the dogs. Hmmm, well, maybe tomorrow.
Tuesday: Repeat
the set-up routine, but a wiser me is going to look around the web to see what
I’m doing wrong. I find many sites that let me know about all of the famous
writers who faced the same dilemma: Tolstoy, Woolf, Conrad, Hemingway and on
and on. Well, bully for them. Obviously they got over it. Then I land on something I had forgotten
about – free writing. I didn’t do that
yesterday. I’m encouraged because one
article inspires me to just start writing on any topic. If it turns out to be drivel,
the article assures me that something will come out of it. Another suggests, “If
you can't think of anything to say, write ‘blah, blah, blah’ over and over.” I
know I can do that. I begin. An hour and a half later, my document has one
paragraph that basically carps at me for not getting to the file full of papers
to be graded. This enlightened work is followed
by three pages filled with various fonts that creatively script “blah, blah,
blah.” My notepad has some interesting
doodles and I’ve had way too much coffee. Okay, Scarlett, think about it tomorrow.
Wednesday: Same
scenario with the exception that my ulcers have begged me to swap my coffee for
milk. I will write today. Wrong…
Thursday: Kathryn sends an email to remind me that I’m
responsible for next week’s blog. Great, what will I write about? Well, why
don’t I write about not being able to write?
After all, misery loves company. Finishing my initial self-serving paragraph
forty-five minutes later, I’m done for today. That’s enough.
Friday: I read
what I wrote yesterday. I hate it. Delete. I’m going to take off Saturday and
Sunday. This writing everyday takes a lot of energy.
Monday: Must get
the blog done. Darn it, I remember that grades are due tomorrow. Sorry,
writing, I have at least twenty hours of paper critiques to deal with today.
Catch you tomorrow.
Tuesday: Today
writing time will be devoted to the blog. I pull up my file. What? It’s blank?
Oh, right, I deleted it. Now what? Right after I throw my notepad and pen to
the floor and am just about to do the same with the computer, I recall a
banquet I went to recently. Kate Collins, the prolific writer of the cozy
flower shop mystery books, was the speaker. Her talk was a down to earth,
engaging, and motivating call to writers to create the writing magic with their
fingers. She told us that sometimes she has writer’s block. Her solution is to
go to her office (because block or no block you want to continue to write
everyday), relax and open herself up to her Muse. I also remember a Ray Bradbury quote, “I’m
not in control of my muse. My muse does all the work.” Okay, Muse, here we go!
Revived, I pick up my note pad and pen, open my laptop, take
a sip of coffee (sorry ulcers), lean back in my chair, relax my body, and
spread open my arms above my head (Kate did that). Okay, Muse, let’s go…(ten
minutes later), Hello?...(five minutes after that)…Hey, Muse! My arms go down. My
fingers go to the keyboard. Apparently, my Muse doesn’t want to work on the
blog.
That brings us back to the beginning. Have you seen my Muse?
If so, please keep in mind that all I want for Christmas is … my Muse.
Merry Holiday Writing!